SNL Releases Star Wars Audition Tapes

Continuing the trend of "everything has to do with Star Wars until The Force Awakens comes out," Saturday Night Live did a sketch this past weekend where various actors audition for the new film. It's as mildly humorous as SNL sketches are often expected to be, but some of the cameos are enjoyable and several of the impressions are spot on. And, at the end of the day, it's another thing to tide you over in the final weeks of anticipation, so give it a watch and see if YOU would have wanted to see any of these fine people in the actual film.

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'bloated tummy' of transgender man turns out to be baby bump a decade after transitioning from womanhood

10 years after he transitioned from a woman to a man, Kayden Coleman found himself staring at the reflection of the baby bump in the mirror. He said it was totally unexpected. Not only had he told all his friends and family that he was transgender, he had been on testosterone jabs for five years, had grown facial hair and was about to have a double mastectomy. But then nature dropped a bombshell and, despite years of taking male hormones, Kayden became pregnant.

Banky W's recaps how it was before the fame as his BFF, Tunde Demuren turns a year older

Tunde Demuren is a year older today and Banky W recaps how it all started with the both of them being optimistic about their dreams and aspirations. See what he wrote on Instagram after the cut..

Breathing Exercise that Can Get You Off To Sleep In Just 60 Seconds

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Getting to sleep can be a proper pain in the arse. When you need it most it evades you, and no amount of imaginary sheep-counting does the trick. In fact, trying to count sheep just turns you against them.
But Andrew Weil, a Harvard-trained medical doctor who focuses on holistic health (basically, he's the sort of guy you want giving you sleeping tips) reckons he has a surefire way of getting off to the land of nod in just 60 seconds. It's all about breathing.

The technique is called the 4-7-8 breathing exercise, or the 'Relaxing Breathe', and its designed to promote good sleep.

Free expression by Andrey Whyte

I want to write out my thoughts in its rawest form. Not influenced by political correctness or literary induction. I want to imagine the world and paint it even with the sureness of a novice heart. I am tired of the constraint and the restriction in places where I desire freedom. My hands and heart crave a place of uncertain truce. They want to awake into a world of free expression. I want to write my thoughts the way they come: broken and incomplete. I want you to find a meaning to it without complaining – no complains about my literary capacity. I hate to be asked the meaning of what I have written. I hope you find a meaning that applies to your reality. My thoughts are broken in pieces you

#5 Fashion Tips from a Nigerian blogger based in the US @simplyuneeke

 

My name is Chidinma Obinnakwelu, I am a Nigerian blogger based in the US, I love everything cultural and simple, I sleep way too much lool and I love food. I am currently a nursing student and by the grace of God will be done in 2years.  Check out my blog www.simplyuneeke.com

Outfits I would love to see girls of nowadays rock more would be

@SelahAfrik @Alex_Amos @Soulbrotherent @donsamonline @rymstaray @Djernesty Thesis For The History Of Nigerian Gospel Music (1930 – 2014) – Written By Alex Amos (A note for every Gospel music enthusiast)

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A lot of misconceptions have risen about the Gospel music in Nigeria but Gospel music remains the most dynamic genre of music in Nigeria. This is due to the role the church plays consciously or unconsciously in the distribution circle of the Gospel music. Unlike its counterparts who create their music and then struggle to create a fan base, Gospel artistes only have to create their music to suit the preference of the ready fan base put together by the church denominations. Hence, a gospel artiste may attain prominence within a church and remain unknown to the mainstream market yet maintain a vibrant and thriving ministry.

Eye twitching

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Eye twitching is an uncontrollable, repetitive spasm or blinking of the upper eyelid.

Reports show eye twitching which is in most cases an unserious uncontrollable spasm, will occur at some point in some people's life but if these conditions present themselves, then it's time to get medical attention.

Twitching

  Most people will develop minor eye twitching at some point in their lives (allaboutdryeye)

This condition could be annoying because they are usually uncontrollable. They are often nothing to be worried about except when you notice some weird factors.

Eye twitching can be caused by stress, fatigue, dry eyes, eye infection, high alcohol intake and too much caffeine intake. Reports reveal that most people develop minor eye twitching at some point in their lives and the cause it generally not known but if you notice these, you should get medical help:

FACEBOOK SCAMMERS - #BeWareOfFacebookScammers !!!

A lot of my friends have fallen victims of the so called yahoo and scammers online and I know that you have, or maybe a friend of yours. I, personally have had series of experience on this note. Mine was with series of guys, I would say, who pretended to be ladies. I don't know why I didn't fall for their well-painted benefits but I believe it all balls down to my prior knowledge of these scammers. The prior knowledge, amongst other things, helped me off their list of victims.
I remember receiving a mail from one of these persons on facebook. It reads

"My name is ... I am from...my father died in the...and left me an inheritance which...I am presently in a refugee camp where I am being fed and clothed by ...."

eMatrix (Sublative Rejuvenation): The Next Generation of Skin Resurfacing! Now available @Laserderm clinics

eMatrix (Sublative Rejuvenation) is an FDA-cleared treatment that gently resurfaces the skin over 4 to 5 treatments. It tightens surface loose skin, improves skin texture, mild to moderate wrinkles, acne scarring and stretch marks. It also tightens pores and brightens the skin.

eMatrix is truly unique because it's the newest resurfacing laser treatment that achieves results one gets with more aggressive laser treatments, while avoiding the lengthy downtime associated with those more aggressive ie. "ablative" procedures.

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31 DAYS OF POETRY- DAY 24- DEATH IS... - by Chika Jones

Does death come in seasons?
Like the broken needles,
On the tongues of winded dragons?
Like the red of flowers in harmattan,
Or does it come through the hole of scarabs,
When brave young girls venture alone into the forests,
And emerge with painted hands,
I remember the lives of dead ones,
Like a kaleidoscope of ever changing sounds,
The baby's first cry,
The ratata of gunfire,
The thud of falling earth,
Ha!

20 Things Only Highly Creative People Would Understand

I enjoyed this, and I believe you would too...

Creativity

There’s no argument anymore. Neuroscience confirms that highly creative people think and act differently than the average person. Their brains are literally hardwired in a unique way. But that gift can often strain relationships. I’ve seen it firsthand while working with New York Times bestselling authors and Grammy-winning musicians.
If you love a highly creative person, you probably experience moments when it seems like they live in a completely different world than you. Truth is, they do. But trying to change them isn’t nearly as effective as trying to understand them.
It all begins by seeing the world through their lens and remembering these 20 things:

1. They have a mind that never slows down.

The creative mind is a non-stop machine fueled by intense curiosity. There is no pause button and no way to power it down. This can be exhausting at times but it is also the source of some crazy fun activities and conversations. Read on

Etcetera Writes ''Dear Nigerian Women..Why Men Cheat''

When you heard the news that Toke Makinwa’s husband impregnated his girlfriend, you all took to social media to rain insults on Nigerian men. Why men cheat on women they love became a topic for all female radio presenters in the country. Aren’t you all tired of asking the same question over and over as if it is some perplexing unfathomable mystery? 

Your question is rhetorical, but since it keeps coming up again and again, let me provide some explanations to help you understand the reasons. I will simply tell it like it is, with no bull, tact, or political correctness. It’s just that oftentimes; women do not accept the explanations. But in fact, one can understand it through common sense. Sometimes a man would cheat on his wife or girlfriend because he doesn’t love her anymore; he is bored with her, or even possibly unhappy with their relationship.

In such scenarios, even women can

SKIRT and BLOUSE (It will blow your mind) by Odunola Don Kolawolu

Skirt

your complexion indeed competes
with a riped pawpaw
and it's true that it never fails
to capture roaming gaze

Flush Out Stubborn Fat With Colon Hydrotherapy

1- The 3 Week Diet
2- The Venus Diet
3- BodyShaping Diet System For Women and Men
4- The E-factor Diet
Flush Out Stubborn Fat With Colon Hydrotherapy
A large number of us are on a continual search for solutions to safe, effective weight loss. In order for us to lose weight and keep it off permanently we need to first understand how fat develops.
“Toxins In, Toxins Out” is a theory that is helping many people begin to understand the correlation between toxins stored in our bodies and obesity.
When our eliminatory systems are bombarded by toxins, which is extremely common in our industrialized world, our body begins to store all the unmanageable toxins in our fat cells. This environment causes the stubborn, unwanted fat deposits that most of us have trouble releasing. When this state of emergency is declared in your body, you will start to store fat regularly to manage the abundance of toxins in your system. The good news is that these toxins can be released quite effectively and painlessly, allowing the body to return to its natural state.”

It is recommended to work with a health care professional to develop a cleansing program that focuses on the use of colon hydrotherapy, a.k.a. colonics, to remove excess debris and toxic waste from your body.

Mommy wants you to get married right?

So Sunday was a great day for me and a whole lot of you too. I enjoyed the service and the after-church meetings. As usual, there are three services of which I recently started attending just the second and third because I needed more time for rest after the week's up-and-down journeying, especially Saturday's hustling and bustling.

I have been away from home for a while now and since this year began, I haven't seen my mom, so yesterday, being the only day I am usually free from every work there is, I wanted to see mommy,  so I left church for a bit and hurried home to see her. As I got off the Okada, Mommy wouldn't stop singing ''baba oyoyo.'' I, on the other hand couldn't stop laughing. She really did miss me. I sat next to her and we got talking about stuffs.
We talked about a lot: how her business has been, how my trip to Benin went, how my siblings are fairing and how the neighbours are treating her and a whole lot of other things mothers would always talk about.

The Best Ways To Lose Weight Faster

Weight loss

1- The 3 Week Diet
2- The Venus Diet
3- BodyShaping Diet System For Women and Men
4- The E-factor Diet
Fruits and vegetables can be the best to help you lose weight. In an attempt to end the hunger pangs in the stomach in the middle of the night, these fruits will be the best answer. And for those who do not take vegetables, how do you lose your belly fat? But I’m not saying that vegetarian active immediately after reading this article, but I hope that you will increase your intake of these powerful foods. Overall, in combination with other routines diet, you can lose weight naturally and easily.

Let's lose some weight...

JOGGING

So I went out today for a jog and found a friend. So it was fun today, unlike it was the other Saturday I was out. We enjoyed jogging. We met friends, obviously, we weren't on the road alone. We had other friends who came out to tear down the obvious wall of fat. By obvious, I mean it in every sense you could think of. I and my friend aren't that fat but we saw a couple of others who got our attention.

You probably have been out for a jog too and couldn't stop asking when you saw that lady or that man, who was out as you. He/She came out to lose some weight.

You couldn't stop asking what they were doing when they turned out this fat.

I saw the lady and I kept asking, as if she was supposed to read my mind and just magically, maybe somehow, she'd hear the question and just answer.

How did you get this fat?

You sit behind a desk from Monday till Friday and you think you are enjoying; maybe because there is an Air conditioner that keeps your body temperature cool and you realize only how fast the time runs. Your breathing becomes heavier and after a little work, you find yourself breathing heavily. You really need to get your body worked on. Hit the road on your foot in case you still at this point do not understand what I meant when I said JOG.

So she came past us and we turned to behold the enormous fat that graced her behind.
I made a vow being that ''no matter what it takes, I was going to inculcate the habit of working-out into my kids and my wife too and I think you too should.

Scientifically, and I believe you know this, it has been proven that exercising the body helps in preventing the body system from hibernating; preventing heart problems and also pulmonary congestion. Jogging has been proven to be the best exercise anyone could have. And it is affordable. Just wake up in the morning and out you go.

Encourage someone today to #HitTheRoad

Thanks for reading!